Welcome to The Madness

About Me

- Hi I’m Em- 17, they/them, single and a little hectic.- My languages include English (C2), Spanish (B1), Portuguese (C2) and an understanding of French. If life is boring you, switch the language and watch me fumble for words.- I can make a mighty fine Long Island Iced Tea. If you don’t know what that is- keep it that way.- I debated with my schools on a national level and continue to do so to this day.- Congratulations! You found my carrd. I might have to give you a puzzle… see if you can crack it at the end.A few little things that if you don’t know you should.1: Please don’t take me to be any more than who I am. I’ll do my best if you’ll do yours. Anyone is welcome :) <32: Abusive types can go to hell. I’ve seen what they can do, and I’m ready to drop a problem type if I see one.3: I don’t do that ✨aesthetic✨ shit. Be yourself around me and I’ll do the same.4: Follow the Golden Rule as if your life depends on it. Do unto others as you would have others do to you . I’m not going to lie to you or pretend everything’s fine so don’t do the same.

Life Mottos

  • C’est La Vie - Move on, whether or not it’s good or bad.

  • Don’t be a Dick - I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory.

  • If it doesn’t involve me, I don’t have an opinion. - Now this doesn’t mean I won’t debate. It just means that whatever I say shouldn’t be taken as an argument because I can’t fight for or against a struggle I don’t face.

  • Why do something you hate?- something good is normally easy to find.

  • Say it to my face.- It’s much better that I hear from you then the grape vine.

  • Knowledge comes from sources other then your own head -Everyone has a story and knows something you don’t if you ask hard enough and listen harder.

  • You can’t make shit taste better by pretending that it’s chocolate - Civility comes from mutual respect. If you can show me a reason to respect I will show you countless reasons to make the feeling mutual. Otherwise, what’s to stop me eating shit?

The Fun Stuff

Now that I got through the ground stuff- here’s some random facts about me whilst you’re here. Clearly you must be looking around for some reason or another.- My favourite things to do are read through the several drafts of my current >20,000 word Work In Progress and cry, throw myself off of cliffs on a piece of metal and scrape myself of the tarmac and get involved in drama.- Cringy I know but I have yet to judge someone negatively over a first impression. It’s always the fourth.- I have always thought there was a chance of a time traveller finding me to which I have a secret word prepared 😉- My favourite film is Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (2022) and is closely followed by The Princess Bride (1987).- I’m a Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (or colloquially the Mormons)- however I have seen and done things that would make your grandma faint. There’s a reason I hold religion so dear and also a reason I believe everyone’s got it somewhat right! If you want an interesting story my DM’s are always open.- I’m an extreme sports enthusiast and I feel so much calmer when a high speed tree is chasing at me.
- I listen to all types of music bat Country and Hyperpop genres (that includes K-pop and Vocaloid. Anything that’s overly manufactured). Don’t believe me? Send me a song that you think I won’t appreciate.A final word: A aazzbe dd edbe ad decedb ad ecede cce cebd ece aee. Eebb ce ece addcec ee ecdd cdddbe add d cdbb be bece ddacedded. Good luck!